the clown

and then I got the letter from the clown. Now, you'd think that a dating site called "concerned singles" would be light on costumed characters, but the clown (to protect the innocent, we'll call him, oh let's see, "Zippy") has written to me four times, including his clown resume and photos every time. It's not pretty, although he has some impressive hair going on.

Should I take it personally? Probably not. Did he mean it personally? Well, since it was a form letter? Probably not.......